STUNLOCK™ (Get Fed Rolly)
Some people freeze.
Some people panic.
Rolly gets stunlocked.
The Stunlock™ T-Shirt is a chaotic action-style design inspired by one unforgettable incident where confusion, outrage, and questionable life choices collided at maximum velocity.
Rumour has it the situation began when Rolly reduced his moderation duties to approximately two minutes per day… before immediately campaigning for a promotion. Witnesses claim this was the final straw.
Moments later, shouts of “GET FUCKED ROLLY!” echoed through the air as total chaos unfolded. A high-pitched feminine scream was reportedly heard shortly after. Historians continue to debate whether it was panic, disbelief, or simply Rolly realising he might actually have to moderate.
The Stunlock™ T-Shirt captures this legendary moment in its purest form:
🔥 High-detail cinematic artwork
🔥 Maximum chaos, minimum situational awareness
🔥 Inspired by true-ish events and catastrophic decision making
Perfect for streams, gaming sessions, and reminding people never to negotiate promotions immediately after completing two minutes of work.
Some say it was a misunderstanding.
Others say it was entirely self-inflicted.
Either way…
Rolly got stunlocked.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: UncleRayRayyy
- Email: unclerayrayyy-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
STUNLOCK™ (Get Fed Rolly) Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
